Song of the Week:

Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha



This is a great song on the radio by Ke$ha.



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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Slam: In My Head

Hey, y'allllllllllll! I'm back! Sorry for not blogging. But I'm back and ready to slam In My Head by Jason Derulo. Here we gooooooooooooooooo!

#1. In all Jason Derulo songs he says,"Jason Deruloooo!" It's really weird.

#2. The lyrics were really perverted. I mean, like, he's talking about sex the whole time. The first time you here it though it has a great tune so you don't notice the lyrics. x( <----------( That's a frustrated face.)

Sorry but that's all. I don't have a lot to say 'cause I'm super tired. Peace.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Promo: Party in the USA

Title: Party in the USA

Artist: Miley Cyrus

Lyrics: Really, totally, utterly, completely random, weird and not normal. Yes that wasn't good, but we can't all be Glinda all the time, right?

Tune: I really like the tune. It balances out the pukey lyrics.

Video: Gag...

-Jimmy

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Slam: Party In the USA

Party In the USA is my slam. Here we go.

#1. The tune was pretty good, but when you listed to the lyrics, they could be a bit stupid. Like when she saying, " and a Jayse song is on," Miley later said in an interview that she had never listed to a Jayse song before.??????????

#2. The music video is sort of.......... wierd. She moves her hips like a "someone who gives their body away," Hint Hint......

Anyway, I'm done. I'm doing a short one cause I'm tired.( looooong day).

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-Justin-san

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Promo: Sexy Chick

Title: Sexy Chick

Artist: David Geutta ft. Akon

Lyrics: They lyrics sound good with the tune, but if you think about them, they are a little strange...

Tune:I really liked the tune of this. It is great for dancing to.

Video: This video may not be suitable for Minors...haha.

-Jimmy

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Slam: Sexy Chick.(featuring Akon)

Hey people, sorry for not posting yesterday! But I'm back! Here's the slam for today! It's sexy chick!

#1. The tune is really good, but when you listen to the lyrics............He just repeats that he can't describe some girl.

#2. Akon had pretty much no part in the song except for some things, mabye a chorus or two.

#3. A chorus that just repeats itself. Sexy Chick! Sexy Chick! Sexy Chick! Sexy Chick! Sexy.......well you get it.

Anyway, thanks for reading. Be sure to comment and follow us!

-Justin-san

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Promo: Video Phone

Title: VIdeo Phone

Artist: Beyonce ft. Lady Gaga

Lyrics: They lyrics sound good.They sound great with the tune. The only thing is that some sound strange with the two voices, but in an interesting way.

Tune:I really liked the tune of this. It is easy to get in your head and fits the lyrics really well. (yah I know thats what I said last post but It does!)

Comments & Suggestions: Well the video was a bit odd...I would make it more on topic.

-Jimmy

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P.S. I think I might change comments and suggestions to Video? What do you think? Tell me with a comment!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Slam: Video Phone

I'm going to be slamming the song Video Phone by Beyonce and Lady Gaga. So here it is:

#1. The words are just repeated over and over and over and over! Video phone! Video phone! Video Phone! Bleeagch!

#2. The song had absolutely no meaning whatsoever. It's just random words strewn together in a musical way. It still actually sounded good though.

#3. The music video was just about Beyonce and Lady Gaga showing off their bodies. They were justing rubbing themselves and shooting fake guns. ????????????????

#4. Lady Gaga barely sang at ALL. Her only parts were saying video phone with Beyonce and a few chorus lines.

Anyway, I'm done with my slam. Thanks for reading. Be sure to comment and follow us!

-Justin-san

Monday, January 25, 2010

Promo: Watcha Say

Title: Watcha Say

Artist: Jason Derulo

Lyrics: They lyrics sound good.They sound great with the tune. I can't understand all of them.

Tune:I really liked the tune of this. It is easy to get in your head and fits the lyrics really good.

Comments & Suggestions: Well I have nothing to say that is good about the vid except that it was a good quality camera...which shows it needs some work...

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Slam: Watcha Say

I know that this song is fairly old, but it's still on the radio. That's why I'm going to slam it. Here goes:

#1. If you listen closely to the lyrics, you'll find they're really stupid. He's singing that he was cheating on his girlfriend and that he's sorry for it. Then his excuse for it is saying that he and his old girlfriend belong with each oher. WTH?!

#2. The music video is just showing him singing and looking ashamed, and moving his hands everywhere like those wierd rappers do. ?!?!?!?!?!?

Okay, that's it. I know that wasn't much, but oh well. too bad. Wat ev, thanks for looking and be sure to comment and follow us!

-Justin-san

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Promo: Hard

Title: Hard

Artist: Rihanna

Lyrics: They lyrics sound good. I do think they are a little uniteligable in places, but I wouldn't change it.

Tune:I really liked the tune of this. It was catchy, and easily caught on to.

Comments & Suggestions: I would have changed the video to be less provacative, but that is it.

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-Jimmy

Slam: Rihanna's Hard

Okay, I'm slamming Hard. It's a pretty good song except for a few flaws.

#1. I couldn't tell what the song was about even after I saw the music vid.

#2. Also, the music vid was totally provocative and I've never seen Rihanna that way before.

That was probably because she had so much angst from Chris Brown assaulting her. That was such bogus! Chris Brown stinks! The new album, Rihanna Rated R, is full of only explicit songs. Also probaly angst. I don't blame you Rihanna! You're cool!

Anyway thanks for looking. Be sure to comment and follow us!

-Justin-san

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Promo: Bad Romance

Title: Bad Romance

Artist: Lady Gaga

Lyrics: I thought the lyrics were actually toned down for Lady Gaga. I liked them though. It was a nice break from her usual crazyness (not that I don't like her crazyness!)They were nice and sounded great.

Tune:I really liked the tune of this. It didn't have the usual Gaga stuff but it still sounded great!

Comments & Suggestions:I would have toned down the music video, but I think thats all that I would do.

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-Jimmy

Slamming Lady GaGa's Bad Romance

Okay, here's the song I'm going to slam. I bet you can guess that it's Bad Romance. Anyway, it's actually a pretty good song but there are a lot of flaws I want to point out.

#1. The chorus is unintelligible. I mean like, it sounds like shes saying "watchu barumba" when she is really saying "whats your bad romance!"in the chorus? Really.

#2. Anyway, the music vid for it is completely wacko. But then again, what music vid of hers isn't?

#3. Most songs actually have a meaning to them. This doesn't seem to have one. ??????

Okay I'm done slamming. Remember to follow and comment!

-Justin-san

Guide To Promos

Before I start, I just want to say that PROMO stands for PROMOTE which here means that I am giving a song a good reveiw. Ok. This is the template I will use when I promote songs.

Title: This is where I say the tiltle of the song.

Artist: This is where I say the artist of the song.

Lyrics: This is where I post about how I felt about the lyrics of the song.

Tune: This where I post how I felt about the song's tune.

Comments & Suggestions: This is where I post suggestions and comments on the song.

That is how I promote songs! Keep reading (if we even have any readers...) and don't forget to comment!

-Jimmy

Justin-san's Guide to Slamming Music

Okay, first of all this is a guide for slamming music not for complimenting music. And for all you people out there, "slamming" means criticizing. Okay here:

#1. First look at a song you like and look for the flaws in lyrics or tune.

#2. Then focus on the flaws and publish your words on a blog or something.

and the most important step #3. Make sure the song is popular and on the radio!!!

-Justin-san

Music comes easily to me.

Well, mostly. I listen to all those good songs everyone loves, and those that everyone hates. I am here to promote songs. I am the promoter. If you don't agree with what I say, well then you are probably wrong.

-Jimmy

So you think you know music, eh?

I doubt it. Well, not the way we do. We are the slammers and promoters of music. If you think you've seen a blog like ours, then you must either have an illness or you had too much to drink last night. I slam those stupid songs that everyone listens to that have stupid lyrics that no one pays attention to.

- Justin-san